For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.
This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)
If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.
If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.
Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.
|Loud music in building||Padded elevator||Someone mentions crown molding||Bidding war||Sleeping tenant|
|Torn window screen||Room off limits during showing||Dirty dishes in sink||Passive-aggressive lobby notes||Tenant's pet escapes|
|Ant traps||Beeping smoke detector||Water Included!
|Plastic insulation on windows||Apartment listed by current tenant|
|5+ page application||Apartment full of packing boxes||Empty except for cleaning supplies||Actual address mentioned in ad||"Sorry, that just rented!"|
|Agent shows where to put kitchen table||Misspelled circuit breaker labels||Apartment smells of cigarettes||Dark stairwell||Agent can't unlock a door|
Reload for a fresh card!
If you enjoy this, please share it. Let me know if you get Bingo!