For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.
This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)
If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.
If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.
Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.
|Tenant's pet escapes||Grumpy doorman||Apartment next to train||Bad parallel parking job||Immaculately decorated apartment|
|Apartment doesn't match the ad||Ikea "POANG" chair||Ad says "This one won't last!"||Inaccurate kitchen clock||Agent > 15 min late|
|Plastic insulation on windows||Empty except for cleaning supplies||Water Included!
|Ant traps||Ugly paint job|
|Dark stairwell||Apartment listed by current tenant||Agent doesn't show up||Apartment listed by Realtor||"Are you familiar with the area?"|
|Apartment smells of cigarettes||Agent parks illegally||Padded elevator||Room off limits during showing||Actual address mentioned in ad|
Reload for a fresh card!
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