For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.
This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)
If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.
If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.
Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.
|Ad omits that unit is garden||Apartment next to train||Nicer nickname for bad area||Actual address mentioned in ad||Ad for your current apartment|
|Passive-aggressive lobby notes||Wet paint||Inaccurate kitchen clock||Language barrier problems||Agent can't unlock a door|
|Questionable posters on walls||Loud music in building||Water Included!
|Ant traps||Tiny exercise room|
|Ad says "This one won't last!"||Room off limits during showing||Messy cable installation job||Must remove shoes to view||Misspelled circuit breaker labels|
|5+ page application||Unit smells of pot smoke||Agent > 15 min late||Weird trivia about building history||Apartment listed by current tenant|
Reload for a fresh card!
If you enjoy this, please share it. Let me know if you get Bingo!