For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.
This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)
If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.
If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.
Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.
|Inaccurate kitchen clock||Unit smells of pot smoke||Apartment next to train||Agent > 15 min late||Apartment full of packing boxes|
|Apartment doesn't match the ad||Wet paint||Ugly paint job||Nicer nickname for bad area||Agent doesn't show up|
|Immaculately decorated apartment||Misspelled circuit breaker labels||Water Included!
|Empty apartment||Room off limits during showing|
|Language barrier problems||Loud music in building||Grumpy doorman||Too messy to walk||Dark stairwell|
|Unit under construction||Apartment listed by Realtor||Tiny exercise room||Empty except for cleaning supplies||5+ page application|
Reload for a fresh card!
If you enjoy this, please share it. Let me know if you get Bingo!