For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.
This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)
If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.
If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.
Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.
|Beeping smoke detector||Torn window screen||"Are you familiar with the area?"||Ad omits that unit is garden||"Sorry, that just rented!"|
|Ad for your current apartment||Messy cable installation job||Unit under construction||"Non-refundable deposit"||Strange pet in terrarium|
|Grumpy doorman||Room off limits during showing||Water Included!
|Showing is a mob scene||Bedroom has French doors|
|Dirty dishes in sink||Padded elevator||Unit smells of pot smoke||Dark stairwell||Immaculately decorated apartment|
|Sleeping tenant||Empty apartment||Ikea "POANG" chair||Agent says unit is haunted||Empty except for cleaning supplies|
Reload for a fresh card!
If you enjoy this, please share it. Let me know if you get Bingo!