For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.
This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)
If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.
If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.
Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.
|Too messy to walk||Nicer nickname for bad area||Empty apartment||Questionable posters on walls||Tiny exercise room|
|Dirty dishes in sink||Plastic insulation on windows||Inaccurate kitchen clock||Wet paint||Apartment smells of cigarettes|
|Immaculately decorated apartment||Agent parks illegally||Water Included!
|Actual address mentioned in ad||Beeping smoke detector|
|Padded elevator||Bad parallel parking job||Unit smells of pot smoke||Someone mentions crown molding||Broken lock box|
|Must remove shoes to view||Torn window screen||Empty except for cleaning supplies||Ad omits that unit is garden||Apartment listed by current tenant|
Reload for a fresh card!
If you enjoy this, please share it. Let me know if you get Bingo!