For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.
This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)
If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.
If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.
Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.
|Unit smells of pot smoke||Apartment listed by Realtor||Ugly paint job||Empty except for cleaning supplies||Missing keys|
|Agent can't unlock a door||Unit under construction||Must remove shoes to view||Apartment doesn't match the ad||Empty apartment|
|"Non-refundable deposit"||Ad omits that unit is garden||Water Included!
|Someone mentions crown molding||Agent shows where to put kitchen table|
|Torn window screen||Too messy to walk||Dark stairwell||Weird trivia about building history||"Sorry, that just rented!"|
|Misspelled circuit breaker labels||Tiny exercise room||Agent says unit is haunted||Ikea "POANG" chair||Broken lock box|
Reload for a fresh card!
If you enjoy this, please share it. Let me know if you get Bingo!