For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.
This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)
If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.
If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.
Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.
|Room off limits during showing||Nicer nickname for bad area||Apartment next to train||"Non-refundable deposit"||Grumpy doorman|
|Ad says "This one won't last!"||Apartment listed by Realtor||Ad has exterior photo only||Ad with no photos||Dark stairwell|
|Beeping smoke detector||Apartment smells of cigarettes||Water Included!
|Empty apartment||Wet paint|
|Unit under construction||Someone mentions crown molding||Misspelled circuit breaker labels||Agent doesn't show up||Showing is a mob scene|
|Immaculately decorated apartment||"Are you familiar with the area?"||Strange pet in terrarium||Bedroom has French doors||Actual address mentioned in ad|
Reload for a fresh card!
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