For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.
This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)
If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.
If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.
Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.
|Apartment next to train||Bedroom has French doors||"Are you familiar with the area?"||Strange pet in terrarium||Unit smells of pot smoke|
|Passive-aggressive lobby notes||Misspelled circuit breaker labels||Agent can't unlock a door||Empty except for cleaning supplies||Loud music in building|
|Inaccurate kitchen clock||Tiny exercise room||Water Included!
|"Sorry, that just rented!"||Someone mentions crown molding|
|Messy cable installation job||Apartment listed by current tenant||Dark stairwell||Sleeping tenant||Showing is a mob scene|
|Agent doesn't show up||Empty apartment||Agent > 15 min late||Ikea "POANG" chair||Language barrier problems|
Reload for a fresh card!
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