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Chicago Apartment Hunting Bingo

For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.

This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)

If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.

If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.

Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.

Dirty dishes in sink Dark stairwell Broken lock box Messy cable installation job Bidding war
Empty except for cleaning supplies Agent says unit is haunted Ad with no photos Must remove shoes to view Sleeping tenant
Torn window screen Passive-aggressive lobby notes Water Included!

Beeping smoke detector Misspelled circuit breaker labels
Bedroom has French doors Too messy to walk Padded elevator Wet paint "Sorry, that just rented!"
Lobby doors that hit each other Apartment listed by Realtor Ikea "POANG" chair Grumpy doorman "Non-refundable deposit"

Reload for a fresh card!

If you enjoy this, please share it. Let me know if you get Bingo!