For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.
This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)
If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.
If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.
Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.
|Room off limits during showing||Unit under construction||Nicer nickname for bad area||Sleeping tenant||Strange pet in terrarium|
|Tenant's pet escapes||Agent can't unlock a door||Weird trivia about building history||Padded elevator||Tiny exercise room|
|Apartment full of packing boxes||5+ page application||Water Included!
|Ad omits that unit is garden||Missing keys|
|Ad with no photos||Immaculately decorated apartment||Bedroom has French doors||Inaccurate kitchen clock||Agent says unit is haunted|
|Ikea "POANG" chair||Must remove shoes to view||Agent parks illegally||Ant traps||Someone mentions crown molding|
Reload for a fresh card!
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