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Chicago Apartment Hunting Bingo

For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.

This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)

If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.

If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.

Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.

B I N G O
Apartment next to train Bedroom has French doors "Are you familiar with the area?" Strange pet in terrarium Unit smells of pot smoke
Passive-aggressive lobby notes Misspelled circuit breaker labels Agent can't unlock a door Empty except for cleaning supplies Loud music in building
Inaccurate kitchen clock Tiny exercise room Water Included!

(Free)
"Sorry, that just rented!" Someone mentions crown molding
Messy cable installation job Apartment listed by current tenant Dark stairwell Sleeping tenant Showing is a mob scene
Agent doesn't show up Empty apartment Agent > 15 min late Ikea "POANG" chair Language barrier problems

Reload for a fresh card!

If you enjoy this, please share it. Let me know if you get Bingo!