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Chicago Apartment Hunting Bingo

For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.

This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)

If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.

If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.

Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.

Room off limits during showing Unit under construction Nicer nickname for bad area Sleeping tenant Strange pet in terrarium
Tenant's pet escapes Agent can't unlock a door Weird trivia about building history Padded elevator Tiny exercise room
Apartment full of packing boxes 5+ page application Water Included!

Ad omits that unit is garden Missing keys
Ad with no photos Immaculately decorated apartment Bedroom has French doors Inaccurate kitchen clock Agent says unit is haunted
Ikea "POANG" chair Must remove shoes to view Agent parks illegally Ant traps Someone mentions crown molding

Reload for a fresh card!

If you enjoy this, please share it. Let me know if you get Bingo!