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Chicago Apartment Hunting Bingo

For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.

This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)

If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.

If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.

Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.

"Non-refundable deposit" Dirty dishes in sink Apartment listed by current tenant Apartment smells of cigarettes "Sorry, that just rented!"
Messy cable installation job Ant traps Apartment next to train Tenant's pet escapes Ad with no photos
Agent says unit is haunted Bidding war Water Included!

5+ page application Actual address mentioned in ad
Bedroom has French doors Agent > 15 min late Ad has exterior photo only Must remove shoes to view Ikea "POANG" chair
Passive-aggressive lobby notes Empty except for cleaning supplies Missing keys Unit under construction Strange pet in terrarium

Reload for a fresh card!

If you enjoy this, please share it. Let me know if you get Bingo!