For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.
This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)
If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.
If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.
Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.
|"Non-refundable deposit"||Dirty dishes in sink||Apartment listed by current tenant||Apartment smells of cigarettes||"Sorry, that just rented!"|
|Messy cable installation job||Ant traps||Apartment next to train||Tenant's pet escapes||Ad with no photos|
|Agent says unit is haunted||Bidding war||Water Included!
|5+ page application||Actual address mentioned in ad|
|Bedroom has French doors||Agent > 15 min late||Ad has exterior photo only||Must remove shoes to view||Ikea "POANG" chair|
|Passive-aggressive lobby notes||Empty except for cleaning supplies||Missing keys||Unit under construction||Strange pet in terrarium|
Reload for a fresh card!
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