Chicago Apartment Hunting Bingo

For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.

This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)

If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.

If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.

Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.

"Non-refundable deposit" Apartment next to train Agent shows where to put kitchen table Must remove shoes to view Ad omits that unit is garden
Ad says "This one won't last!" Bad parallel parking job Ant traps Agent says unit is haunted Dark stairwell
Language barrier problems Unit under construction Water Included!

Apartment listed by current tenant Agent > 15 min late
Unit smells of pot smoke Someone mentions crown molding Agent doesn't show up Agent can't unlock a door Tiny exercise room
Grumpy doorman Inaccurate kitchen clock Apartment doesn't match the ad Questionable posters on walls Apartment smells of cigarettes

Reload for a fresh card!

If you enjoy this, please share it. Let me know if you get Bingo!

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-Kay C.

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