Chicago Apartment Hunting Bingo

For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.

This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)

If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.

If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.

Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.

B I N G O
Loud music in building Dirty dishes in sink Actual address mentioned in ad Inaccurate kitchen clock Bedroom has French doors
"Sorry, that just rented!" "Are you familiar with the area?" Broken lock box Ad has exterior photo only Passive-aggressive lobby notes
Ad omits that unit is garden Ant traps Water Included!

(Free)
Tiny exercise room Apartment full of packing boxes
Ad says "This one won't last!" "Non-refundable deposit" Nicer nickname for bad area Strange pet in terrarium Agent doesn't show up
Beeping smoke detector Unit smells of pot smoke Sleeping tenant Dark stairwell Empty apartment

Reload for a fresh card!

If you enjoy this, please share it. Let me know if you get Bingo!

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-Kay C.

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