Chicago Apartment Hunting Bingo
For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.
This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)
If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.
If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.
Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.
|Loud music in building||Dirty dishes in sink||Actual address mentioned in ad||Inaccurate kitchen clock||Bedroom has French doors|
|"Sorry, that just rented!"||"Are you familiar with the area?"||Broken lock box||Ad has exterior photo only||Passive-aggressive lobby notes|
|Ad omits that unit is garden||Ant traps||Water Included!
|Tiny exercise room||Apartment full of packing boxes|
|Ad says "This one won't last!"||"Non-refundable deposit"||Nicer nickname for bad area||Strange pet in terrarium||Agent doesn't show up|
|Beeping smoke detector||Unit smells of pot smoke||Sleeping tenant||Dark stairwell||Empty apartment|
Reload for a fresh card!
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