Chicago Apartment Hunting Bingo
For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.
This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)
If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.
If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.
Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.
|Ant traps||Dark stairwell||Must remove shoes to view||Language barrier problems||Tiny exercise room|
|Dirty dishes in sink||Apartment full of packing boxes||Agent parks illegally||Ugly paint job||Padded elevator|
|Missing keys||Ad omits that unit is garden||Water Included!
|"Sorry, that just rented!"||Sleeping tenant|
|Empty except for cleaning supplies||Unit under construction||Nicer nickname for bad area||Lobby doors that hit each other||Inaccurate kitchen clock|
|Showing is a mob scene||Actual address mentioned in ad||Ad for your current apartment||Apartment listed by Realtor||5+ page application|
Reload for a fresh card!
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