Chicago Apartment Hunting Bingo
For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.
This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)
If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.
If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.
Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.
|Agent says unit is haunted||Loud music in building||Lobby doors that hit each other||Room off limits during showing||Agent shows where to put kitchen table|
|Missing keys||Tenant's pet escapes||Someone mentions crown molding||Agent doesn't show up||Ad for your current apartment|
|Ad says "This one won't last!"||Ad with no photos||Water Included!
|Bedroom has French doors||"Are you familiar with the area?"|
|Grumpy doorman||Actual address mentioned in ad||Questionable posters on walls||Empty apartment||Inaccurate kitchen clock|
|Sleeping tenant||Agent parks illegally||5+ page application||Strange pet in terrarium||Messy cable installation job|
Reload for a fresh card!
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