Chicago Apartment Hunting Bingo
For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.
This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)
If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.
If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.
Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.
|"Non-refundable deposit"||Apartment next to train||Agent shows where to put kitchen table||Must remove shoes to view||Ad omits that unit is garden|
|Ad says "This one won't last!"||Bad parallel parking job||Ant traps||Agent says unit is haunted||Dark stairwell|
|Language barrier problems||Unit under construction||Water Included!
|Apartment listed by current tenant||Agent > 15 min late|
|Unit smells of pot smoke||Someone mentions crown molding||Agent doesn't show up||Agent can't unlock a door||Tiny exercise room|
|Grumpy doorman||Inaccurate kitchen clock||Apartment doesn't match the ad||Questionable posters on walls||Apartment smells of cigarettes|
Reload for a fresh card!
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