For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.
This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)
If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.
If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.
Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.
|Agent says unit is haunted||Torn window screen||Too messy to walk||Unit smells of pot smoke||Sleeping tenant|
|Agent shows where to put kitchen table||Bedroom has French doors||Misspelled circuit breaker labels||Messy cable installation job||Beeping smoke detector|
|Immaculately decorated apartment||Room off limits during showing||Water Included!
|Showing is a mob scene||Weird trivia about building history|
|Unit under construction||Strange pet in terrarium||Passive-aggressive lobby notes||Someone mentions crown molding||Broken lock box|
|Ugly paint job||Tiny exercise room||Agent > 15 min late||"Are you familiar with the area?"||Apartment listed by current tenant|
Reload for a fresh card!
If you enjoy this, please share it. Let me know if you get Bingo!