For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.
This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)
If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.
If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.
Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.
|Loud music in building||5+ page application||Ad has exterior photo only||Language barrier problems||Showing is a mob scene|
|Apartment smells of cigarettes||Strange pet in terrarium||Agent parks illegally||Someone mentions crown molding||Bidding war|
|Too messy to walk||Immaculately decorated apartment||Water Included!
|Missing keys||Tiny exercise room|
|Ad says "This one won't last!"||Misspelled circuit breaker labels||Messy cable installation job||Ad for your current apartment||Apartment doesn't match the ad|
|Nicer nickname for bad area||Grumpy doorman||Torn window screen||Plastic insulation on windows||Ikea "POANG" chair|
Reload for a fresh card!
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