Monthly Archives: March 2013

Chicago Apartment Hunting Bingo

For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.

This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)

If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.

If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.

Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.

B I N G O
Apartment next to train Misspelled circuit breaker labels Agent > 15 min late Agent shows where to put kitchen table Bedroom has French doors
Dark stairwell Beeping smoke detector Ad says "This one won't last!" Must remove shoes to view Dirty dishes in sink
Ikea "POANG" chair Nicer nickname for bad area Water Included!

(Free)
Weird trivia about building history Inaccurate kitchen clock
Grumpy doorman Empty except for cleaning supplies Bidding war Ad has exterior photo only "Non-refundable deposit"
Wet paint Actual address mentioned in ad Unit under construction Torn window screen Tiny exercise room

Reload for a fresh card!

If you enjoy this, please share it. Let me know if you get Bingo!