Monthly Archives: March 2013

Chicago Apartment Hunting Bingo

For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.

This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)

If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.

If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.

Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.

B I N G O
Loud music in building 5+ page application Ad has exterior photo only Language barrier problems Showing is a mob scene
Apartment smells of cigarettes Strange pet in terrarium Agent parks illegally Someone mentions crown molding Bidding war
Too messy to walk Immaculately decorated apartment Water Included!

(Free)
Missing keys Tiny exercise room
Ad says "This one won't last!" Misspelled circuit breaker labels Messy cable installation job Ad for your current apartment Apartment doesn't match the ad
Nicer nickname for bad area Grumpy doorman Torn window screen Plastic insulation on windows Ikea "POANG" chair

Reload for a fresh card!

If you enjoy this, please share it. Let me know if you get Bingo!