For those of you looking for apartments this year, I figured a little bit of humor could help to lighten the task.
This is your apartment hunting Bingo card. Get five squares in a row, and you win! (I don't know what you win. A more enjoyable apartment search than people who aren't playing Bingo, I guess?)
If you don't like your card, hit refresh to get another one.
If you have an apartment-hunting cliche you'd like me to add, leave it in the comments.
Oh, and I should mention: many of these are bad things that occur during showings. Please don't deliberately cause them to happen just to complete your Bingo card. Thanks.
|Bidding war||Missing keys||Empty apartment||Agent says unit is haunted||"Non-refundable deposit"|
|Apartment full of packing boxes||Agent > 15 min late||5+ page application||Messy cable installation job||Tenant's pet escapes|
|Apartment listed by Realtor||Dark stairwell||Water Included!
|Ikea "POANG" chair||Language barrier problems|
|Showing is a mob scene||Grumpy doorman||Lobby doors that hit each other||Agent parks illegally||Loud music in building|
|Wet paint||Bedroom has French doors||Questionable posters on walls||Someone mentions crown molding||Agent shows where to put kitchen table|
Reload for a fresh card!
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